Sunday, February 12, 2012

Dunnattor Ruins or a Kingdom by the Sea


Planning a venture with others can be a fickle enterprise. Some people have different ideas of the appropriate measure of travel and adventure to satisfy their immersion experience. I have decided not to be held back by going somewhere only if my friends are. This is not exactly a change. I have seen people gape at me for eating by myself (by myself sounds pathetic) at Chick-fil-a before. Anyway, when a group decided to skip out on a weekend adventure in Glasgow, the home of Tennants lager no less, I was wondering what I should do for my weekend. I saw a stunning aerial photo of a Scottish castle that I had downloaded in December. The castle was surrounded by sheer cliffs on eighty percent of its circumference, almost an island. I was like, "Neal you bloomin' fool. There are castles nearby." I did not look specifically for that castle. But when I read of a seaside castle outside of Stonehaven just a direct train north, I decided to check it out. The first picture I saw was the same one I had downloaded. I experienced a transcendental epiphany. The castle was the Dunnottar ruins, former seat of the Keiths, the Earl Marischal of Scotland.
Some brief history of the site. St. Ninian built a church around 400 AD to convert the Picts to Christianity.
The Vikings, not Capital One, pillaged and burned the castle, killing the Scottish monarch King Donald II in the eighth century. William Wallace, according to "Blind Harry" burned the chapel to kill a garrison of English soldiers. The Honours of Scotland was saved from English seizure at the isolated castle. Sadly, around 1680 almost 200 Presbyterian Covenanters perished in captivity primarily from starvation just a floor above the castle kitchens. The age of the stones was magnified by the sheer cliffs, the pounding surf, and the ruined conditions. The castle is now a home for lichens, mosses, and seabirds. The people who milled about did not belong. The pervasive feeling was not one of "stepping back in time." Instead,
you felt as if you were a lost descendant of the












men who used to live there, gazing at the aftermath of a cultural apocalypse. I felt that instead of 15th century stone the walls were from the 6th century. How can solid stone crumble and fade so much. Dunnottar is a green castle now. Yet the was lived in as recently as the 18th century. If solid stone falls into disrepair so, ehm, quickly, where will the wooden buildings I know go? Dunnottar was such a place for introspection. The salt air and steady waves were broken up by the screech of gulls. I could feel the wind taking up my spirit. I'm sorry to be so transcendental but I'm telling you it is true. To the immediate south of the castle there was a beautiful pebble beach. Remember those neon rain sticks from the zoo that you could flip upside down and hear the rice fall down? A receding wave on a pebble beach has a throatier call. For about thirty minutes, I sat on the top of a rock that would be nearly underwater after the tide came in and watched a cormorant dive fishing. I thought I'd love to be an otter if I were an animal. The diving bird (I clocked him once a 36 seconds) surpasses the river beast. I thought real thoughts. Solitude is as cathartic as a well timed sauna.

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Economic Ramblings, or First Draft


The foundational notion of full employment is ludicrous. Output potential is consistently growing due to improvements in technology and worker productivity. The concept of a boom time outstripping the full employment capabilities negates the notion of full employment. In pure Keynesian terms according to the short run aggregate supply one cannot produce over the long term aggregate supply curve. This makes no sense because the average supply produced cannot equal out to the LRAS curve if it cannot go past the LRAS curve at any point. In Friedman’s eyes we are always by mistake producing more than we should. In the opposite way, how does a LRAS curve exist that is smaller than the consistent SR average? In my view the immobile and vertical LRAS curve is a facade. The LR is extremely significant because it is the indicator of current economic conditions.

What are the assumptions integrated into the LRAS curve?The first is demand. The human capacity for greed would result in, prices and employment aside, unlimited demand, in theory. Price, of course, limits demand. However, long term prices of goods are relatively consistent in comparison to other goods, albeit one condition. Full employment matters to the LRAS curve by imposing the idea of a limit of possible production. From the nice word full (hazily defined as 4% unemployment) we get ideas such as low and high unemployment.

These limits give us the idea of a steady, inevitable long term supply of goods. These limits truly are based upon one thing: scarcity. So now that I mentioned the first word one learns in economics give me a half second to explain this. We have misconstrued what scarcity means. Scarcity does not mean we should increase profit on things such as energy until it runs out. Also, this does not mean that because of limited resources we should employ less people. Scarcity means that efficiency services will become the top job creating industry in the nearing future. I am not saying the same thing as “green jobs.” Those jobs are primarily rhetoric driven. How can making farmland produce plastic (those cute little plastic corn cups) be good for the environment? How can inputing fossil fuels and receiving less food energy be green? No, the efficiency will have to be different. In a word, the green jobs concept must cease to be a political ideological scheme and be efficient. People can be employed and fed without reducing the, gasp, supply of humanity (single child, abortion, forced use of contraceptives, reduction of elderly care, etc.) Instead people have to find ways to serve them.

Friday, January 27, 2012

Stirling Castle














This trip to Stirling was a touristy business trip. My plans were to get on the train, speed walk to the castle, and then just soak it in. Historically Stirling has been a strategic city. The safest fording spot and small bridge for leagues lies within the town limits on the Firth River. The small Stirling bridge connects northern and southern Scotland. Stirling Castle is fascinating in the walkability (liberty with language there) and restoration. The curators, faced with the damage done by decades of military stationing in the castle, decided to opt for showing how it looked in 1540 instead of the ruins. The castle has been an ancestral residence for many Kings and Queens of Scotland. James IV and James V enacted the most notable improvements. The castle is famed for the circular carved wooden pictures that hung on the ceiling in the dining room. The disks were from Polish wood. They were about seven inches thick. Images on them ranged from the court poet, Hercules, Julius Caesar, James IV, or putti. The castle was most impressive in the military design. This was clearly a fortress first. Looking down from the battlements you could see for miles around. To the east near the new bridge, William Wallace had perhaps his most decisive rout of English forces. The sage Blind Harry in 1477 recounts that at last 'Scotland was fre, that lang in baill had beyne, Throw Wallace won fra our fals enemys keyn.' The National Wallace Monument rises up on the Craig Abbey hill behind the ford. Looking down you can see the Church of the Holy Rude, one of Great Britain's best late medieval churches. I am pretty ignorant on architecture in general, but I nevertheless enjoyed the name of the kirk. The castle is famous for the Hunt of the Unicorn tapestries. The ones hanging are recent remakes, hand crafted on the site. John Rockefeller purchased the original Renaissance masterpieces and donated them to the Met in NY, just another whim purchase I am sure. In a primarily pre-literate world, tapestries were powerful speakers through symbols. The seven tapestries show the Unicorn's flight, strength, death, and resurrection as the noble creature was clearly a Christ figure. I like the U.K.'s interpretation of unicorn's better than the U.S.'s.

Thursday, January 26, 2012